Countdown to Spartan Race Countdown - Week 1 - Friday

I think I'm going to get back on the wagon Monday. I am so swollen from the carbs and I have terrible heartburn and my skin has broken out. I can feel the water retention in my toes, my clothes are tight, and it's going to take me forever to shed this 50 pounds I gained. Okay, it was 22 or some shit like that, but it's bad, bad, bad. Today I almost went out and bought some fat clothes. Screw that.